morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE


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aradiamegidoo:

i think ur singing them wrong

aradiamegidoo:

i think ur singing them wrong


37,325 notes | Reblog | 6 hours ago

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

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60,783 notes | Reblog | 11 hours ago

(Source: idreamofjimmy)


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Megan Mullally, Jenny Slate, Bill Hader, Max GreenfieldBen Schwartz, Nick Offerman, Will Forte, Fred ArmisenAziz Ansari, Wendy Schaal, Sarah Silverman, and Ken Jeong in Bob’s Burgers [FOX].

(Source: robstv)


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hotstriderbutt:

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

r u kidding me

hotstriderbutt:

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

r u kidding me


56,371 notes | Reblog | 1 day ago
iamonlykidding:

bardofcheese:

The most unsettling soap I’ve ever seen

I want to rub it all over my nethers.

iamonlykidding:

bardofcheese:

The most unsettling soap I’ve ever seen

I want to rub it all over my nethers.


4,843 notes | Reblog | 1 day ago

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother


86,448 notes | Reblog | 1 day ago

sarlaccvagina:

petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this

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10,589 notes | Reblog | 1 day ago

best-of-funny:

stupicl:

FACEBOOK STATUSES WHEN YOU WERE 11

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X


15,988 notes | Reblog | 1 day ago

shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

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285,584 notes | Reblog | 1 day ago

floralprintprouvaire:

involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car 

(Source: venomoth-balls)


11,480 notes | Reblog | 2 days ago
whovianletthedaleksout:

bealli62:

imsome-thingelse:

xpsychohogx:

unimportant:

earth science?



Holy shit it’s a dragon scale.

Black opal. These are beautiful.

no it’s a dragon scale

whovianletthedaleksout:

bealli62:

imsome-thingelse:

xpsychohogx:

unimportant:

earth science?

image

Holy shit it’s a dragon scale.

Black opal. These are beautiful.

no it’s a dragon scale


100,483 notes | Reblog | 2 days ago

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.


220,071 notes | Reblog | 2 days ago
troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

(Source: malkavianbaker)


59,967 notes | Reblog | 2 days ago
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