(Source: 2000ish)

it’s been alright, i’ve had a lovely night with you

(Source: hrhkurtblaine)

fuckyeahlaughters:

when u accidentally drag a tab and it turns into a new window 

(Source: townsvillain)

(Source: heytinafey)

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

bradburythequeen:

i want leonardo dicaprio to be nominated for an oscar for the great gatsby and i want him to win but if he doesn’t, i want him to just go

“No.”

and walk onto the stage, take the statue and walk out completely calmly and everyone else just lets him

(Source: fdays)

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

coolteendad:

methproblem:

walk up in the club like wheres my dad

i am here son

(Source: givemecoffeeorparaish)

billhaderprofessionalliferuiner:

Thank you, Bill Hader.

For everything. 

nbcsnl:

Love.

(Source: shygirl364)

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident