this is the funniest thing i’ve ever come across in my life and no one can tell me otherwise
Professor Trelawney is Seth Rogan’s mom?
i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before
i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them
catch me in Grand Theft Auto watering plants & helping the elderly
A woman riding an ostrich in South Africa, August 1942.
IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK